Let’s Ban All Immigration from Belgium as Well as All Waffles!

By Doug Newman – email me here.
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Posted at Popular Liberty.
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This is it: America has officially lost its mind.

One of the suspects in the Paris terror attacks is a Syrian refugee. Hence, there is a massive push to block – or at least severely restrict – all immigration by Syrian refugees.

Why limit these restrictions to Syrian refugees?

Let’s look at the demographics of all the suspects. We see Frenchmen and Algerians. Let’s ban all further immigration from France and Algeria! And let’s impose stiff fines on anyone who doesn’t call French fries “freedom fries”. It’s time to get serious.

And the mastermind is Belgian. So let’s ban all future immigration from Belgium.

And all waffles too!

We can’t be too careful.

And in all future crimes, let’s look at the demographics of the suspects and impose immigration bans accordingly.

If, for instance, the suspected perp is an unmarried man, let’s ban all future immigration by unmarried men.

Oh, wait. Let’s not. I am an unmarried man.

It is always easy to demand that your government “do something” as long as they do it to someone else.

Our new guiding philosophy of government: if it sounds good, do it!

Lord, when’s The Big Rock gonna hit?

And they call Alex Jones paranoid.freak out run like hell


About Food for the Thinkers

My name is Doug Newman. I live in Aurora, Colorado, just outside Denver. Food for the Thinkers is mostly about the connection between Christianity and libertarianism. Most Christians do not understand libertarianism. And most libertarians do not understand Christianity. Hopefully, this blog helps clear up those misunderstanding. Check out my old page at www.thefot.us And remember: When you let people do whatever they want, you get Woodstock. But when you let governments do whatever they want, you get Auschwitz.
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1 Response to Let’s Ban All Immigration from Belgium as Well as All Waffles!

  1. Danny says:

    Hi Doug. You know that I agree with you far more often than I disagree but I disagree with what I take to be your intended message on this. America needs to put a moratorium on all immigration as long as there are so many millions of Americans who are unemployed or underemployed. As for the “refugees” from Syria that Obama wants to flood the country with (along with all his pet illegal aliens from other places), have you not heard yet that a good many of those alleged “refugees” are not widows and orphans/children but fighting age men? You can be sure that anything Obama is for is bad for America. I would have thought that you knew that.

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