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This is it: America has officially lost its mind.

One of the suspects in the Paris terror attacks is a Syrian refugee. Hence, there is a massive push to block – or at least severely restrict – all immigration by Syrian refugees.

Why limit these restrictions to Syrian refugees?

Let’s look at the demographics of all the suspects. We see Frenchmen and Algerians. Let’s ban all further immigration from France and Algeria! And let’s impose stiff fines on anyone who doesn’t call French fries “freedom fries”. It’s time to get serious.

And the mastermind is Belgian. So let’s ban all future immigration from Belgium.

And all waffles too!

We can’t be too careful.

And in all future crimes, let’s look at the demographics of the suspects and impose immigration bans accordingly.

If, for instance, the suspected perp is an unmarried man, let’s ban all future immigration by unmarried men.

Oh, wait. Let’s not. I am an unmarried man.

It is always easy to demand that your government “do something” as long as they do it to someone else.

Our new guiding philosophy of government: if it sounds good, do it!

Lord, when’s The Big Rock gonna hit?

And they call Alex Jones paranoid.