Everyone Spreads Germs Everywhere Every Day

Credit: Change Starts With You Today on Facebook.

After grocery shopping, you’re at the checkout with your life-saving mask on.

You grab the box of Ho-Ho’s out of your cart that’s already been touched by 10 customers browsers plus the stock boy.

You throw the box of Ho-Ho’s on the conveyer belt that’s been in contact with a million other products touched by a million other customers.

The clerk, who’s touched a million products touched by a million people, swipes your box of Ho-Ho’s.

Then slides the Ho-Ho’s to the bag boy, who’s also touched a million products touched by a million people.

The second you leave the store, after touching the cart handle and countless other items at the store that a million other people have touched you use your nasty infected hands to rip that lifesaving mask off you grab the germ, disease, and virus ridden box of Ho-Ho’s, rip open the Ho-Ho packaging with your hands, and shove the entire thing into your mouth.

Mmm… it tastes so good, doesn’t it?!

After getting the black plague, you go to the bank and a bunch of other places, grab a door handle or three around town, and continue to repeat the process, like everyone else does.

But hey, at least you had your mask on. Ya know, the mask you haven’t washed or changed in a week

If you’re truly concerned about COVID, the best thing you can do is make sure your immune system is healthy and strong because trying to run and hide from it is pretty pointless and, I might add, slightly silly.

Be safe.

Be smart.

But most importantly…

Don’t be a sheep.

Turn off the TV… and use your brain.

About Food for the Thinkers

My name is Doug Newman. I live in Aurora, Colorado, just outside Denver. Food for the Thinkers is mostly about the connection between Christianity and libertarianism. Most Christians do not understand libertarianism. And most libertarians do not understand Christianity. Hopefully, this blog helps clear up those misunderstanding. Check out my old page at www.thefot.us And remember: When you let people do whatever they want, you get Woodstock. But when you let governments do whatever they want, you get Auschwitz.
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1 Response to Everyone Spreads Germs Everywhere Every Day

  1. pensiamentopeligroso says:

    Tsk, tsk Doug – You just don’t seem to understand that Anthony Fauci has your best interests at heart. Oh, and I loved the ant illustration!

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